Where's Sharon Stone when I need her most?

I can think of many uses for this nifty little tool. There is only one that comes to mind as of right now. However I don't think I have the will power to do it myself.

Can I get a little assistance? I'll give you a dollar.

Just hold it in your hand as you would normally would to attack a block of ice. Now raise you hand up really high.

Ready?

I marked the spot for you. You can't miss it.

Now bring that baby down, right in the middle of that X, with everyting you'e got!

No? You can't do it either? FUCK'N FUCK!