Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs Amok

Yesterday we had a mandatory company wide meeting on bathroom etiquette. I shit you not!

Apparently we have been having a re-occurring problem within the bathrooms. Bathroom stalls have been covered in shit. And I don’t mean just the toilet and the floor. I am talking all over the back wall and the walls of the stalls. Here’s the kicker. Apparently one person after spraying the entire stall with their shit actually locked the stall door so the mess was not noticed until the next day. Locked the stall door! That means this person had to crawl out underneath the fucking door! WTF?!?

Now let me just say here that we’ve got quite a lot of foreigners that work for us in production. Mostly they are all from Southeast Asian ethnicities. Now I realize that in most of these countries they don’t have a toilet to excrement themselves into, they just squat over a whole or whatever. And I also realize that to some, sitting on a toilet that other people use is considered pretty damned gross too. But, THAT IS WHAT THOSE PAPER ASS GASKETS ARE FOR THAT YOU SEE IN THE STALLS! If you don’t know what those are. Ask. If you don’t know how it is to be used. Ask.

You want to know what really get’s me about this whole thing? How in the hell do they get it all over the walls? I mean really. Are they going in there, pulling down their drawers, bending over and just aiming their ass right at the walls? That takes some fucking talent.

All I gotta say is, I am glad that I’m not the one that is responsible for cleaning the bathrooms. Ewe!